Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour!

#LucasHasAPlan

And I have searched both far and wide
And I’ve explored the deepest caverns of my mind
to try and find an explanation why
I get this funny feeling deep inside
When you kiss me goodbye.

My Job is a joke, I’m Broke and my Love Life is actually DOA

I turned 30. So far, it’s not turning out well.  I don’t know where my hairline went. It just went SEE YA LATER then BOOM! Gone.

I’m single, certifiably insane and I just had to reapply for my own job.

Today someone blamed the tree in front of their house for Lupus. Not even 12 and I’m done for today.

So here’s some Lily Allen.

Shock Me, Shock Me, Shock Me with that Deviant Behaviour | Empire Records

#LucasHasAPlan

And I’ve searched both
Far and wide
Explored the deepest caverns in my mind
To try and find an explanation why
I get this funny feelin’ deep inside

-Coyote Shivers , Sugar High