The things we have come to know, to rely on are slowly fading into obscurity. But our friendship always remains as a beacon of light shouting:
Get Off Your Lazy Ass and DANCE
And it’s happened once again
I’ll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan– Blink 182
I turned 30. So far, it’s not turning out well. I don’t know where my hairline went. It just went SEE YA LATER then BOOM! Gone.
I’m single, certifiably insane and I just had to reapply for my own job.
Today someone blamed the tree in front of their house for Lupus. Not even 12 and I’m done for today.
So here’s some Lily Allen.
Celeste, in her infinite wisdom has illustrated ever so wonderfully the importance of loving yourself. Someone does hear that negative self talk – you.
As per Doctor Amy Cuddy, social psychologist at Rutgers University;
“Faking” body postures associated with dominance and power (“power posing”– even for as little as two minutes — increases people’s testosterone, decreases their cortisol, increases their appetite for risk, and causes them to perform better in job interviews. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Cuddy
I’m prone to negative self talk based on my own expectations of perfection. I’m learning to loose control and gain command of my own life. I’m starting all over again. I’m back at the drawing board. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve failed before. Try again and this time you’ll get it right.
I was living my life in dead man’s shoes – Bif Naked
I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I need more then meaningless sex. There. I said it. A gay man says he needs more. I’m disappointed in myself too.
Sam: You’re not leaving the party are you? Where are you going? It’s 11:30!
Jeff: To have sex with a cute but emotionally unavailable boy.
Jeff: Man I’m having the best day Eva!!!! We saw Brand New. Had Sneaky Dee’s nachos. I even saw a shooting star!
Gordo: Ehh. You might not have saw a shooting star. In actuality you probably just saw falling space junk – a satellite or debris.
Jeff: Fuck off Gordo! I choose to believe it was a falling star. Buzzkill.
Gordo: Have you met me?
Please don’t lose your faith in me. I’m not going anywhere. – Taking Back Sunday
Jimmy: I just know how to point at people and say “fuck me” and The older I get the less effective it becomes.
Jeff: I take inspiration from Miss Monroe. If you can make a boy laugh you can make him do anything.
Jimmy:…….
Jeff: Fine. Don’t believe me. Two lawyers this weekend. Check and mate.
Guys, do you remember when Craig got ‘Tubthumping’ to be a drink special at the bar by taking a Whiskey drink, Vodka drink, Lager drink and Cider drink?
That’s why I almost failed classic sociology theory.
We’ll be singing
When we’re winning
We’ll be singing
My road to redemption that I had imagined to be so long and immensely painful was just that – imagined. My friendships are stronger then I had ever imagined. The forgiveness I have received will not be forgotten.
Walking backward from my road to Hell, I found a shiny yellow brick road. The barriers only existed in my mind. The balance and the harmony that I strive to return to is right in front of me. It all begins with a single step and a Mind Without Fear.
Elisa: You’re going on another date??!??!!!! What about Roger?
Jeff: I’ve already burned (fucked?) that bridge.
Elisa: That lasted all of 5 minutes.
Jeff: Yup. I’m back to my normal manwhore ways.
Jeff 